Alright, let’s talk about this here “beach volleyball pc game,” or whatever them youngsters call it. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I seen my grandkids playin’ somethin’ like it on that there computin’ machine.

What is this beach volleyball game thingy anyway?
Well, from what I gather, it’s like that volleyball game they play on the beach, you know, with the sand and the net and all. But instead of runnin’ around in the sun, you just sittin’ there pressin’ buttons. Seems kinda lazy to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
Seems like there’s a bunch of different ones, too. Like, one’s called “Volleyball Unbound,” somethin’ about bein’ realistic and playin’ with a whole mess of folks. Sixteen people, can you believe it? Sounds like a hen house in there! And then there’s this “Fairy Tail” one, with all sorts of characters. Don’t know nothin’ about no fairies, but sounds like a hoot.
How do you play this here computer volleyball?
Well, like I said, I ain’t played it myself, but I seen the young’uns doin’ it. You got these little stick figures on the screen, and you gotta make ’em hit the ball over the net. Kinda like tennis, but with your hands, I guess. You use the keys or somethin’ to move ’em around, jump and hit. Seems complicated if you ask me, give me a real ball any day.
- You gotta move your fella around.
- Then you gotta hit the ball at the right time.
- And don’t let the ball hit the ground on your side, that’s the main thing.
They got somethin’ called “multiplayer” too, which means you can play with other folks, even if they ain’t in the same room. Seems like magic to me, but I guess that’s how things are these days. You can play against the computer too, if you ain’t got no friends around, or just don’t like people much.

Is it any good, this here beach volleyball game?
Well, that depends on what you’re lookin’ for, I reckon. If you like volleyball and you can’t get to the beach, or if it’s rainin’ outside, then it might be just the ticket. And if you like playin’ with other folks, but don’t wanna leave the house, then that multiplayer thing might be fun. Heck, even if you just wanna kill some time, it’s better than watchin’ the grass grow.
Some games they talk about, like “Spike Volleyball,” seems like it’s supposed to be real fancy, but I bet it’s all the same. Hit the ball over the net, don’t let it fall. That’s all there is to it, ain’t it?
And then there’s this “Overwatch 2” game, with somethin’ called “Winston’s Beach Volleyball.” Sounds like a bunch of nonsense to me. But the young’uns, they seem to like it. They got these “challenges” and “rewards,” keeps ‘em busy for hours, I tell ya. They say it’s three-on-three, just like that real volleyball sometimes is. Gotta be quicker than a hiccup, I imagine.
Now, they say beach volleyball is a team sport, two teams, two or four folks on each side. Just like the real thing, I guess. But on the computer, it ain’t the same. You ain’t gettin’ no sun, no sand between your toes. And you ain’t gettin’ no exercise, neither. Just sittin’ there, wiggling your fingers. But hey, to each their own, I always say.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a way to pass the time, or if you just like that volleyball stuff, maybe give this here “beach volleyball pc game” a try. Just remember to take a break now and then, go outside, get some fresh air. And don’t forget to eat your vegetables, that’s important too. That’s what I always tell my grandkids, anyway. They don’t listen half the time, but I say it anyway.

And don’t forget the sunblock, even if you’re just pretendin’ to be on the beach. That sun, even through the window, it can get ya. And nobody wants a sunburn, especially not when you’re just tryin’ to have a little fun.
Anyways, that’s all I gotta say about this here beach volleyball pc game. Hope it made some sense to ya. If not, well, you can always ask one of them youngsters to explain it. They seem to know everything about these computin’ machines these days.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. Got a pot roast in the oven, and it ain’t gonna cook itself.