This Breece Hall, you know, that football fella, he sure can run. He got some good fantasy points, I heard. Lots of folks talkin’ ’bout him in their fantasy football. What is fantasy football? I don’t really know, but some say he good.

They say he got 143.3 of them fantasy points this year. That’s a whole heap, ain’t it? He plays for the Jets. That team, they don’t do so good this year, but Breece, he still doing okay, I guess. He got 11.9 points each game, they say. That’s a lot of numbers. Makes my head spin just thinkin’ about it.
He’s a running back, that Breece Hall. They say he’s ranked number 16 for them running backs in this fantasy thing. And overall, he ranked 43. I don’t know what that means, but it sound kinda important.
- He got 143.3 fantasy points.
- He plays for the Jets.
- He gets 11.9 fantasy points per game.
- He’s a running back.
- He’s ranked number 16 for running backs.
- He ranked 43 overall.
They say some folks, called Draft Sharks, they real good at predictin’ this fantasy football. They know all about these fantasy points. They won some awards for knowin’ who gonna do good. They say they been doing this since 1999, that is long time ago. These Draft Sharks, they real smart, I guess. Smarter than me, that’s for sure. I don’t know nothing about this fantasy football, but if they say Breece Hall is doing alright, then maybe he is.
After Week 5, they say Breece Hall, he weren’t on no snap count no more. What is a snap count? I don’t know. Sound like something you do with your fingers. But they say he played more after that. And when he played more, he got more of them fantasy points. More play, more points, that make sense, I guess.
So this Breece Hall, he’s a good runner, they say. He gets lots of these fantasy points. He run, run, run. He don’t get tired, I guess. He probably eats his vegetables. That’s what makes you strong, you know. My mama always told me that. Eat your greens, she’d say. Maybe Breece Hall’s mama told him the same thing.
These Jets, though, they need to do better. Even if Breece Hall gettin’ all them fantasy points, the team still ain’t winnin’ much. Maybe they need more players like Breece. Players who can run fast and get them points. Maybe they need to eat their vegetables, too.

This fantasy football, it’s a strange thing. People pickin’ players, like pickin’ apples off a tree. They want the best ones, the ones that get the most points. It’s like a game, but it ain’t a real game. It’s all numbers and guessin’. I don’t understand it, but it seems like a lot of folks like it.
If you in one of them fantasy football leagues, maybe you should pick Breece Hall. He seems like a good one. He gets them fantasy points. He’s a running back, so he runs a lot. And he ain’t on that snap count thing no more, so he plays more. More play, more points. That’s what you want, right?
I still don’t really get this whole fantasy points thing. But if you like it, then good for you. And if you got Breece Hall on your team, then good for you, too. He seems like a good player. Just remember what I said about them vegetables. They make you strong. Maybe they help you get more fantasy points, too. Who knows?
Anyways, that’s all I know about Breece Hall and his fantasy points. I don’t know everything, you know. Just a few things. It is all I know. He is good. He run fast. He get points. That is enough for me. You play this game, you need this Breece Hall. He help you win, I think. Maybe. I don’t know. But other people say he is good.