Well, that boy, Derrick Henry, he sure can run with that football, can’t he? I heard folks talking ’bout him and these “fantasy points” things. Sounds like some newfangled game to me. But if it’s about how good that boy is, then I reckon I can tell ya a thing or two. He’s a strong one, that Derrick. Reminds me of my old mule, Bessie, used to pull the plow like nobody’s business. This Derrick Henry fantasy points thing, it’s like how many times Bessie could pull the plow in a day, I guess.

Now, I heard some folks sayin’ he got over 200 of these fantasy points things. Two hundred! That’s a heap! Like pickin’ more than 200 apples off old man Johnson’s tree. And they say he gets like 20 of these points every game. Like 20 baskets of taters, every time! That’s a lot of taters, I tell ya. I remember one time, that Derrick, he just went wild in a game. Got more points than a porcupine’s got quills. They tell me that’s his best game. He’s like a runaway train when he gets goin’!
- He got more than 200 fantasy points. That’s a lot!
- He gets like 20 points a game! Every game!
- He had one game, he just went crazy with the points!
And now, they say he’s gone to play for some other team. Ravens, I think they call ’em. Sounds like a bunch of birds to me. But I reckon if they got that boy running for ’em, they’ll be doin’ alright. He used to play for the Titans. Heard he did mighty fine there, too. Like a rooster ruling the roost. And now he’s off to a new place, like a chicken finding a new henhouse. They sayin’ that because of this move, he is gonna get a lot of touchdowns, whatever that means. He’s gonna be a big shot there, I betcha.
I don’t rightly know what all this fantasy points stuff means, but it sounds important. Like knowin’ how many eggs your hen lays each week. And if Derrick Henry is layin’ a lot of eggs, then he must be a pretty good hen, huh? I heard some fancy talk ’bout ESPN givin’ him five stars. Five stars! That’s like the shiniest badge a sheriff can get. He must be somethin’ special, that boy.
I remember back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy games and numbers. We just knew who could run fast and who couldn’t. And that Derrick, he can sure run. Like a rabbit being chased by a fox. I remember seeing that boy play, back when he was younger. He was always bigger and stronger than the other kids. Like a prize-winning bull at the county fair. Now, Derrick Henry fantasy points are all everyone talking about.
They say he’s one of the best out there. One of the best at runnin’ with that ball. Like the best pie at the bake-off. They used to have this other fella, Gus Edwards, playin’ where Derrick playin’ now. Heard he was pretty good too, got a lot of points. But now it’s Derrick’s turn, and they’re sayin’ he’s gonna do even better. Like gettin’ a bigger slice of that prize-winning pie.
- Derrick Henry, he’s one of the best.
- He used to play for the Titans, now he’s with the Ravens.
- He’s gonna do real good, they say. Better than that Gus fella.
Back in the day, we used to measure a man by how hard he worked, not by some points. But I reckon times are changin’. Still, it’s easy to see that Derrick Henry, he works hard. He’s a good boy. These fantasy points just prove it, I suppose. And if he keeps runnin’ like he does, he’ll keep gettin’ those points. Like a squirrel keep gatherin’ nuts for winter. He’ll be just fine, that one.

So, if you’re playin’ that fantasy points game, you better keep an eye on that Derrick Henry. He’s a winner, that’s for sure. He’s got the heart of a lion and the legs of a deer. And he ain’t afraid of nobody. Just like my old mule, Bessie. She wasn’t afraid of nothin’ either. Maybe that’s why they both so good at what they do. They just keep on goin’, no matter what. And that’s all that matters, in the end, ain’t it?