So, you wanna talk about them inappropriate fantasy football names, huh? Lord have mercy, some of the things I hear these young folks sayin’ these days. Back in my day, we just named our teams after our favorite players. Now it’s all… well, I can’t even repeat some of it. But, I guess that’s what all the kids are doin’ now. We just got ourself internet last year. I heard about this game from the neighbor boy, always glued to his phone.
He said, “It is a math game”. I said, “Math? Who would like to play a math game?”. He told me it is about football, and people could have their own team. I know nothing about those fantasy football. I know football, the real one, not those virtual things. That’s why I’m here today, to help you find some names for your team. I may not understand all this fantasy stuff, but I know words, and I know what’s right and what’s, well, a little too much.
I reckon if you’re gonna play this fantasy football game, you might as well have a name that makes you chuckle a bit. But there’s a line, you know? A line between funny and just plain crude. And some of these names I’ve seen online? Honey, they’ve crossed that line, stomped all over it, and then set it on fire. But, hey, maybe you’re into that sort of thing. No judgment here, just sayin’ there are better options.
Like, what’s wrong with a good old-fashioned pun? Those are always fun. Or somethin’ that shows off how clever you are? Now, I ain’t sayin’ you gotta be a genius, but surely you can come up with somethin’ better than some of the filth I’ve seen. Those fantasy football names are too dirty. You can be funny without bein’ nasty, you know? It’s possible, I promise. I think I’m pretty funny, and I ain’t never had to say nothin’ vulgar to get a laugh.
If you ask me, a good fantasy football name should be like a good pair of shoes. If you want a good name, try those:
- Dak to the Future
- My Carr is Fast
- Tua Legit, Tua Quit
Comfortable, reliable, and they get the job done. And they ain’t gonna make your grandma blush. See? Those are kinda funny, right? And they ain’t gonna get you in trouble with the pastor. That’s what I call a win-win. Or you can try these:
- The Bijan Bulldog
- The Robinson’s Boys
- Bijan Time
They are not bad, I think. I mean, if you’re set on these name things. I still think you should put more time in your real work. But, young people never listen.
Now, I know some folks like to be a little edgy. That’s fine, I guess. But there’s a difference between edgy and just plain offensive. You can push the boundaries a little without goin’ full-on crazy. You can use those names like:
- Almost Good Williams
- That’s My Boy
- Just Us
- Need is Love
They are not that inappropriate fantasy football names. They are fun, and also a little bit clever.
Like, maybe you could try somethin’ that’s a little inside joke between you and your friends. Or somethin’ that references your favorite movie or TV show. Just try to keep it clean, okay? For my sake. I can’t handle all these crazy names anymore. They’re gonna be the death of me.
And if you’re really stuck, just go with somethin’ simple. Your name and then “Winners.” Or “The Best Team Ever.” Can’t go wrong with that. Unless you lose. Then you’ll look pretty silly. But hey, at least you won’t be offensive, right?
All I’m sayin’ is, you do you. But maybe think twice before you name your team somethin’ that’s gonna make everyone within a five-mile radius cringe. There’s a whole world of funny names out there that don’t involve body parts or bodily functions. I believe in you. You can find them. And if not, well, there’s always next year, right? This fantasy football thing ain’t going anywhere. But those inappropriate fantasy football names, I don’t know. Maybe they will.
You got this, honey. Now go out there and find yourself a fantasy football name that’s both funny and appropriate. Or at least, as appropriate as those things can be. Lord knows we need a little more decency in this world. And maybe, just maybe, it can start with your fantasy football team. But, like I said before, don’t waste too much time on it. Go find yourself a good man and get married. Having a family is more important than those fantasy football things. It is just a game, you should not put too much effort in those inappropriate fantasy football names.
