This here Steven Universe volleyball game, it’s a real hoot! You get to play with that Steven boy and all his shiny gem friends. It ain’t hard, like some of them fancy games. Even this old lady can figure it out.
They call it Spike Squad, I reckon cause you gotta spike that ball real good. You can play with a friend, or you can play with the machine, whatever you call it. It’s a computer, yeah, that’s what they say. That computer, it’s a tough one, I tell ya!
You go down to the beach, just like we used to, but no sand in your shoes this time. You pick who you wanna be. There’s that Steven, always smilin’, and Garnet, she’s a big one, ain’t she? It’s like that cartoon, Steven Universe, but you’re in it!
- Pick your team, like pickin’ chickens for dinner.
- Spike that ball over the net!
- Win the game, feel good like you just ate a whole pie!
It’s easy to learn, this game, like learnin’ to knit, just takes a little practice. You just gotta hit that ball, make sure it goes over the net, and don’t let the other side get it. It’s like keepin’ the crows outta the cornfield, gotta be quick!
I seen them playin’ it, all excited, laughin’ and yellin’. It’s a good way to spend a summer day, I reckon, even if it is just on a screen. Better than sittin’ around doin’ nothin’, that’s for sure.
You can unlock new folks to play with, too. Just gotta win, win, win! That’s the way to do it. It’s like gettin’ a blue ribbon at the county fair, gotta work hard for it.
Now, that Pearl, she’s in there too. Seems she’s got some thing about that Volleyball girl, always talkin’ about the old days. Women, I tell ya, always remember everything. But they’re playin’ the game, so I guess they put it aside. Like when you gotta share a quilt with your sister, you just make do.
This Steven Universe show, it’s got some good lessons, like bein’ nice to folks, even if they’re different. That’s important, you know. Like when old Mr. Johnson’s prize-winning pig got loose, we all helped him catch it, even though he never did share the bacon.
They say be yourself, love yourself. Well, that’s all fine and dandy, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Like when the well runs dry, you don’t sit around cryin’ about it, you go find more water. This volleyball game, it’s kinda like that. You gotta play the hand you’re dealt.
That Steven, he’s got a good heart, that one. Always tryin’ to help folks. Reminds me of my grandson, always bringin’ home stray cats. This game, it’s got that same feelin’. You’re workin’ together, even when you’re playin’ against each other. It’s like a barn raisin’, everyone’s got a job to do.
So, if you got some time, and you like that Steven Universe, you might like this volleyball game. It’s a good time, I tell ya. Just watch out for that computer, it’s a sneaky one! It’s like playin’ checkers with a raccoon, you never know what it’s gonna do next.
There is this thing called, Steven Universe: Save the Light. I don’t know much about that one. I think it’s different, not just a volleyball game. It seem more serious than just Spike Squad.
They talk about “acceptance” and “love” a lot in that show. It is like everyone should just get along and be happy. I guess that’s a good way to think. We all should just try to get along, even if it ain’t always easy. This volleyball game, maybe it helps with that. You play together, you have fun. Maybe that’s all you need.
This Steven Universe Spike Squad is a fun game, I tell ya! Just remember, have a good time. That is the most important thing of all.
