That Marvin, he sure is somethin’. I heard folks callin’ him MHJ, sounds like some fancy car. But this MHJ, he’s a football player, a wide receiver, they say. Now, I don’t know much about this football, but I hear this boy is good, real good. And now they are talkin’ about him as a WR2.
My grandson, he tried to explain it to me. Said this WR2 thing is like bein’ the second-best at catchin’ the ball. Like, if you got a whole bunch of fellas out there tryin’ to grab that pigskin, this MHJ is supposed to be one of the best, number 2 on his team. He said WR1 is even better, but them boys are really somethin’ else. I don’t know why number 2 is from 13 to 24, that’s just how they count, I guess.
They got these numbers, like 1, 2, 3, and it’s all mixed up. And he was talkin’ about somethin’ called “fantasy football,” sounds like hocus pocus to me. But apparently, this MHJ is a big deal in that, too. He’s a “rookie,” which means he’s new to this whole thing. Like a new calf, except I bet he can run a lot faster.
Now, some folks are sayin’ MHJ is gonna be a star. They’re bettin’ on him like he’s a prize-winning hog at the county fair. They say this boy could get over 1000 yards. I don’t know how far that is, but it sounds like a lot of runnin’.
- He’s gonna be a big deal.
- He’s a rookie, but a good one.
- He’s WR2, which is pretty darn good, my grandson told me.
My grandson says this MHJ is the “golden ticket” for these WR folks. I think, like that candy factory man. Sounds like if you pick him for your “fantasy” team, you’re gonna be sittin’ pretty. He’s gonna get all the points. Now, I don’t know about points, but I know about winnin’, and it sounds like this MHJ knows how to win.
Some other fellas are playin’ this game, too. There’s a Caleb somethin’, and they’re sayin’ he’s not as good as our MHJ. Good for MHJ, I say! The less competition, the better. And they are talkin’ about this fantasy football, I just don’t understand it.
They say this MHJ is a “hot topic.” Well, of course, he is! He’s a good player, ain’t he? People like to talk about good players. Just like they like to talk about a good harvest or a fine quilt. It’s just what folks do.

They got all these fancy words for it, though. “ADP” and “projections.” Sounds like a bunch of city folk talk to me. But I guess it all just means they think this MHJ is gonna be a real winner. And they are sayin’ he’s WR9, sounds like a robot or somethin’ to me.
My grandson, he’s got this thing on his phone, some kind of tool. He says it helps him pick players. He’s always on that phone. But he says it tells him this MHJ is a good pick. Says he’s gonna “maximize” his team. Sounds like a lot of work just to play a game.
This MHJ, he’s playin’ against some tough teams, they say. “Upper-half defenses,” they call ’em. Sounds scary. But even against them, he’s doin’ good. He is gettin’ these “fantasy points.” I think it’s like 13 points or somethin’. I don’t know, it’s all so confusin’.
And another fella, he says this MHJ is better than some other player, a Mr. Adams. He says MHJ is gonna be a better pick for your team. Well, I sure hope so! We’re rootin’ for him, ain’t we?
They say some folks are pickin’ other players over MHJ. They are pickin’ that Caleb fella. My grandson says they’re gonna be sorry. He says this MHJ is the real deal. He’s gonna be a star. I sure hope he’s right. I like seein’ young folks do well.
- Some people like MHJ, some don’t.
- He’s good even against the tough teams.
- My grandson says he’s the best pick.
This whole MHJ as my WR2 thing, it’s a lot to take in. But I guess the important thing is, this boy is good. He’s a good football player, and he’s gonna do great things. And that’s somethin’ to be proud of, ain’t it?

So, you keep an eye on this MHJ, you hear? He’s gonna be somethin’ special. Just you wait and see. He might not be WR1, but this WR2 is gonna make some noise. And if he does as good as they say, maybe I’ll even start to understand this whole “fantasy football” thing. Maybe.