You know that LeBron James? That fella plays basketball, jumps real high, you seen him on the TV. Well, turns out he’s got somethin’ to do with that tequila stuff, you know, the liquor that makes you wanna dance on the table. Heard it called Lobos 1707 Tequila. Fancy name, ain’t it? Sounds like somethin’ outta one of them spy movies.

They say this LeBron James tequila, this Lobos 1707, is the good stuff. Not that cheap stuff that burns your throat. This one, they say it’s smooth, like butter goin’ down. Don’t know if that’s true, never tried it myself. Too old for that kinda carryin’ on. But the young folks, they seem to like it. They say it’s from Mexico, where they make all that tequila. They got them big agave plants down there, look like giant pineapples. They make the tequila from that, I reckon.
This LeBron James, he’s a smart one, I tell ya. Gets his name on everything. Basketballs, shoes, and now Lobos 1707 Tequila. Smart fella. Bet he makes a pretty penny off that tequila. And why not? If you got a good thing goin’, might as well share it with the world, right? Even if it is that firewater. This tequila Lobos 1707, I heard, is special. They say they put it in some kinda special barrels, make it taste different. Pedro somethin’ somethin’ barrels.
- Lobos 1707 Tequila, Extra A?ejo
- Lobos 1707 Tequila, Reposado
- Lobos 1707 Tequila, Joven
- Lobos 1707 Mezcal Artesanal
And this Lobos 1707, it comes in different kinds, like that Joven and Reposado, sounds like a couple of fellas I used to know. This LeBron James tequila, it got all these fancy names. Probably tastes different, each one of ’em. Like how your grandma’s preserves, the peach is different from the strawberry. All Lobos 1707 tequila. Same idea, I suppose. This Lobos 1707 made in New York or Mexico? I don’t know.
Now, I ain’t one to gossip, but I heard that LeBron James fella, he likes to play cards. High stakes, they say. Big money. And you know what they drink when they play cards? Tequila. That Lobos 1707, most likely. Probably got a whole case of it stashed away somewhere. It’s additive free. I heard it from somewhere. Good tequila, I guess.
They say you can get this LeBron James tequila delivered right to your door. Just like that. Order it online, and boom, it’s there. Don’t even have to leave the house. Back in my day, we had to walk ten miles in the snow to get a bottle of anything. Uphill both ways. This Lobos 1707 seems popular.
LeBron James, that basketball fella, he’s everywhere these days. And now he’s in the tequila business. This Lobos 1707 tequila, I don’t know, it is a big deal, I guess. That Lobos 1707 got different names, like I said. This tequila, I bet it costs a lot.

Anyway, that LeBron James, he sure knows how to keep himself busy. Basketball, tequila, what’s next? Maybe he’ll start sellin’ tractors. Wouldn’t that be somethin’? LeBron James tractors. Now that’s somethin’ I’d like to see. But for now, it’s that Lobos 1707 Tequila. That’s what everyone’s talkin’ about. This tequila is good, they say.
This Lobos 1707 stuff, I hear, some folks call it Lobos Tequila LeBron James. Kinda like they are the same thing. I don’t know about tequila, never been my drink. But if LeBron James is in on it, maybe it’s worth a try? I don’t know. You young folks, you like that Lobos 1707 Tequila. You tell me. Is it any good?
I reckon LeBron James knows what he’s doing. He’s a big star, after all. And this Lobos 1707 Tequila, it’s probably gonna be a big hit. Just like him. People like LeBron James, so they’ll probably like his tequila too. That’s just how it is, I guess. This Lobos 1707 Tequila, it’s gonna be everywhere. Just you wait and see. LeBron James and his tequila. They’re gonna take over the world. I can feel it in my bones.