Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this Xavier Worthy fantasy football thing. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, and it got me thinkin’. This boy, this Xavier, he’s a football player, ya see. And this fantasy football, it’s like a game, but not a real game, ya know? It’s like pretendin’ to have a football team.

So, this Xavier Worthy, he’s on a team called the Chiefs. I heard he’s fast. Real fast. Like a rabbit runnin’ from a fox. That’s what they say, anyway. He run so fast at that combine thing, broke the record, land sakes!
Now, in this fantasy football, you pick players for your pretend team. And you get points, I reckon, based on how them players do in the real games. More points, the better, I suppose. So if this Xavier Worthy fella does good, catches lots of balls, runs for touchdowns and scores, then you do good in your fantasy game.
- He’s a rookie, that means he’s new.
- He’s playin’ with that Mahomes fella, he throws good, they say.
- But he’s small, not like them big ol’ linemen.
They got all these numbers, like 203 total fantasy points, and 136 non-PPR. I don’t know what all that means, but I reckon it means somethin’ to them folks playin’ this game. Sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me, to be sure. 67 Receptions. That mean he caught the ball a lot. That’s gotta be good, right? And Receiving Yards 1, whatever that means. He’s a wide receiver, I reckon. He’s supposed to catch the ball, right?
They say he’s a risky option. Well, shoot, everything’s a risk. Crossin’ the road’s a risk. Eatin’ bad food’s a risk. This Xavier Worthy, he’s young, he’s got a lot to learn. He might be good, he might not be good. Who knows? It’s a gamble, like bettin’ on the horses, I suppose.
He went to Texas, or Texas Tech, or somethin’ like that. Wore a jersey, caused a stir. Folks get all riled up about the silliest things. Now he is playin’ for the Chiefs, in Kansas City. It is a big deal for them, I hear.
Xavier Worthy ADP, they talk about that too. Average Draft somethin’. Where he gets picked in this fantasy football draft. He’s WR44, and 92 overall. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds important. Full PPR, he’s WR38. ECR, he’s WR47. All these letters and numbers, it makes my head spin!

They say you should pick runnin’ backs and wide receivers first in this fantasy football game. Unless you got a real good quarterback, like that Mahomes fella, or a tight end. ‘Cause you need a lot of them on your pretend team, ya see? To get them points.
Some folks say he might not be a top-notch player, ’cause he’s small. He might be a number two player, not a number one. They got all these names for ’em, X receiver, Z receiver. It’s all too much for me. And they say his QBR, whatever that is, ain’t so good. He not good catchin’ when the ball ain’t thrown perfect, maybe?
This Xavier Worthy fantasy football thing, it’s a lot to take in. Lots of numbers, lots of guesses. It’s like tryin’ to predict the weather. You just never know what’s gonna happen. But, hey, if you like playin’ games, and you like football, then maybe this is for you. Just don’t go bettin’ the farm on it, ya hear? It’s just a game, after all. It can be fun, they say, but don’t bet the whole farm!
I reckon it is interestin’ to see if a young fella like this Xavier Worthy, who can run so fast, will be a big star or not. Time will tell, as they say. Time will tell. But for now he is a big deal, with all them fancy numbers.
So, there you have it. My thoughts on this Xavier Worthy and his fantasy football. I hope it made some sense to ya. It’s all a bit confusin’ to me, but I tried my best to explain it. Now, I think I need a nap. All this talkin’ has worn me out!